1. My best friend once said this to a checkout lady and I could not stop laughing after wards. We had been staying in line to buy a shirt and we had finally made it up to the counter when this conversation happened. "Hi, can I help you?" "No, I just waited in line 15 minutes to say Hi." If you can't my best friend is a bit of a smart ass.
2. This happened three days ago with one of my other friends. I asked her how her trip to TN had been and this little chat started. "OMG! How did you find out?" "Facebook." The look on her face was priceless.
3. I am not the type of person that is very affectionate, so when I do show ant type of affection toward my father this normally happens. "Dad, I love you." "I Don't Have Any Money!"
4. A good amount of my friends keep very odd hours. When most normal people are going to sleep they are just pulling themselves out of bed. A week ago I got a phone call at 3 am and to tell you the truth I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON! "Hey are you asleep?" "No, I'm skydiving." The bad part is that she believed me...
5. In my house if you say something that is completely apparent my father will look at you and say, "No Shit Sherlock!". I am usually on the brunt end of that comment.
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