1. My friend and I were watching a movie the other day and a skeleton floating across the TV. She then looked at me and with a straight face said, "Cookies!" What was she thinking?
2. "I'm not short. I'm fun sized!"
3. "I'm ready! I'm ready!"
4. "Pale is the new tan!"
5. "I'm not crazy. I just live in a different reality then you."
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